With the country-side blanketed with four inches of snow and the mercury dipping into the low twenties at the height of the day, it was a natural decision to head out to the ranch for an afternoon of horseback riding.
I borrowed my roommate’s large Fat Baby’s (boots, folks. Western boots.) and Brother Mark’s Carhartt jacket (holy Moses, the man has long arms!) for the excursion. Decked out in such array, we (the roommates and I) braved the elements to do what we love.
You know those deceptive beginnings to dates? Things appear to go well at the beginning. He meets you at the door, you make it the restaurant without too much awkward conversation, and then it all goes downhill at the ordering of the salad and his fifth anecdote about his mother and you can’t wait to escape the ordeal.
Such was the case today. We were saddling up the three horses and after a tussle with the bay mare (which in hindsight should have clued us in) to get her bridle on, the other boot dropped. And what a boot it was.
We were in the middle of the snow-covered road as I was beginning to bridle up my paint. And that’s when things get a bit fuzzy. I recall out of the corner of my eye seeing the bay lunge towards Buster - the third horse - reared up with legs flailing. The next thing I know, one of my roommates has been kicked squarely somewhere (I find out later it was in the thigh but for all I could tell it was her vital organs that had taken the wallop) and was knocked over underneath Buster’s hindlegs.
As my roommate was falling to the ground underneath Buster, the bay somehow managed to kick me as well on the shin. Nothing like a good solid eight or nine hundred pounds of horseflesh behind a steel horseshoe making acquaintance with my shin. It stung a little, you know.
Thankfully Buster didn’t smoosh my roommate’s head that was rolling underneath his hooves. Thankfully the bay settled down after her freak berserk episode. Thankfully the paint had nothing to do with the whole fiasco and merely backed up.
Long story short, I have a huge swelling knot on the front of my shin that looks like a muscle that should not be there. I have named it Pedro and plan on using him as an excuse to not dress up for work tomorrow.
If one must be kicked by a horse, there has to be perks somewhere, right?